"O. M. Goodness...They really did hire a bunny. What?! I gotta tell ya, you are even cuter than I though you'd be!"
"I am so sorry! Me, Benjamin Clawhauser, the guy everybody thinks is just a flabby, donut-loving cop stereotyping you. Ohh...”
"Oh, there you went, you little dickens!"
"Awww...That poor little bunny's gonna get eaten alive."
"I'm sorry, sir... I tried to stop her, she's super slippery... I gotta go sit down..."
"Yikes! That is the smallest case file I've ever seen! Leads: none, witnesses: none and you're not in the computer system yet, so resources: none. [laughs] Oh, I hope you didn't stake your career on cracking this one."
"Saved you a carrotdoughnut. Unless you don't want it. Can I have it?"
"It’s a beautiful day in Zootopia! This is Officer Benjamin Clawhauser. B to the Claw, as they say. [giggles] Oh, no one says that. Anyway, thanks for calling the ZPD Missing Mammals Department. If you have a tip regarding the whereabouts of a missing mammal, go ahead, and growl it - or howl it! - after the giggle. Spoiler alert: I am the giggle! [giggles] Alrighty, for more Zootopia-related news, visit us at Facebook.com/DisneyZootopia. B to the Claw is outta here! By that I meant me, Officer Benjamin Clawhauser, I’m gonna hang up. Or you can. Or, ugh, I just made it awkward. Giggle giggle! [giggles]" (―1-844-MML-MSNG)