"O. M. Goodness... They really did hire a bunny. What?! I gotta tell ya, you are even cuter than I though you'd be!"
"I am so sorry! Me, Benjamin Clawhauser, the guy everybody thinks is just a flabby, donut-loving cop stereotyping you. Ohh...”
"Oh, there you went, you little dickens!"
"Awww...That poor little bunny's gonna get eaten alive."
"Okay. You're gonna have to be patient and wait in line just like everyone else Mrs. Otterton, okay?"
"I'm sorry, sir... I tried to stop her, she's super slippery... I gotta go sit down..."
"Yikes! That is the smallest case file I've ever seen! Leads: none, witnesses: none and you're not in the computer system yet, so resources: none. [laughs] Oh, I hope you didn't stake your career on cracking this one."
"Saved you a carrotdoughnut. Unless you don't want it. Can I have it?"
"It’s a beautiful day in Zootopia! This is Officer Benjamin Clawhauser. B to the Claw, as they say. [giggles] Oh, no one says that. Anyway, thanks for calling the ZPD Missing Mammals Department. If you have a tip regarding the whereabouts of a missing mammal, go ahead, and growl it - or howl it! - after the giggle. Spoiler alert: I am the giggle! [giggles] Alrighty, for more Zootopia-related news, visit us at Facebook.com/DisneyZootopia. B to the Claw is outta here! By that I meant me, Officer Benjamin Clawhauser, I’m gonna hang up. Or you can. Or, ugh, I just made it awkward. Giggle giggle! [giggles]" (―1-844-MML-MSNG)