"You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married."
"I trusted you, Nicky. I welcomed you into my home. We broke bread together. Gram-mama made you a cannoli. And how did you repay my generosity? With a rug. Made from the butt of a skunk. A skunk butt rug. You disrespected me. You disrespected my Gram-mama, whom I buried in that skunk butt rug."
"What are you, a performer? What's with the costume?"
"Then I have only one request. Say hello to Gram-mama! Ice 'em!